I got this from my cabmate colleague Ratish Gaurav, good one read thru ….

How a BOY withdraws cash from an ATM.

  1. Park the car
  2. Go to ATM Machine
  3. Insert card
  4. Enter PIN
  5. Take money out
  6. Take ATM Card out
  7. Drive away.

How a GIRL withdraws cash from an ATM

  1. Park the car
  2. Check makeup
  3. Turn off engine
  4. Check makeup
  5. Go to ATM
  6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
  7. Insert card
  8. Hit Cancel
  9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it 10
  10. Insert card 11
  11. Enter PIN 12
  12. Take cash 13
  13. Go to car 14
  14. Check makeup
  15. Start car
  16. Stop car
  17. Run back to ATM
  18. Take ATM card
  19. Back to car
  20. Check makeup
  21. Start car
  22. Check makeup
  23. Drive for 1/2 mile
  24. Release handbrake 25
  25. Drive on.

Happy Withdrawl

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