What’s in a NamE!!!

A boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look.
“Mom, why is my bigger brother named “Thunderstorm”?”
She told him, “Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.”

Then he asked, “Why is my sister named “Cornflower”?”
She replied, “Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made
her.”
“And why is my other sister called “Moonchild”?”
“Because we were watching the moon landing while she was conceived.”
Thoughtfully, Mother paused and asked her son, “Tell me, “Broken
Rubber”, why are you so curious?”

…rofl..

~Himanshu 🙂

E-mail id’s of Cricketers

1.LAXMAN:
available@home-only.com
2.GANGULY:
nowdays@no_use.com
3.KUMBLE:
only@test_match.com
4.SACHIN:
admitted@hospital.com
5.KAIF:
good@for_nothing.com
6.SEHWAG:
consistently@out_of_form.com
7.DRAVID:
stick@crease_like_fevicol.com
8.PATHAN:
takewickets@only_with_kenya.com
9. GREG CHAPPELL
only_experiment@noresult.com
10. Munaf Patel
only_line&length@nospeed.com
11.Harbhajan  Singh
no_spinpitch@nowicket.com
12. Suresh Raina
why_i_am_there@god_knows.com

Enjoy 🙂

Himanshu

Second Foundation Noida Openings Java & .Net

SF is urgently looking for Java & .Net professionals for multiple positions for there Noida & Chandigarh location.

Second Foundation, a leading provider of global software services, specializes in Business Intelligence, Software Security, and Web Services solutions is looking for quality professionals for our Chandigarh based development centre. Second Foundation has a proven and demonstrable track record of successful dual shore project delivery since it’s inception in 1997.

It’s offshore development center (ODC) is located in Chandigarh , India and concentrates on custom project execution for Second Foundation and its clients worldwide.

Second Foundation’s Seamless Global Delivery Model ensures consistent quality results regardless of location of the delivery organization. The company has branch offices in New Jersey, Chicago and Arizona and development centers / sales offices in Chandigarh, Noida (India), Menlo Park (US), Liverpool (UK) and Prague (Czech Republic). 

For more information, please visit. www.secf.com

They are urgently looking for Java & .NET professionals for SSE , Team Lead, Project Lead, PM & Architect positions.

1- Senior Dot net Professionals : 4+ to 12 yrs of experience.
     Should have hands on experience with C#, ASP.NET, VB.NET, CLR and other

related concepts.
       Should be well aware about OOPS concepts.
       Should have sound knowledge on SQL server or IIS.
       Should be well aware about XML and SQL queries.
       Should be ! well aware about complete SDLC

2- Senior Java Professionals : – 4 to 12 yrs of experience.
  Should have hands on experience with Java, J2EE, EJB, Struts, Web Services

( SOAP, WSDL, UDDI or other object binding APIs), application servers (Websphere/ Weblogic/ JBoss).

   Good to have experience in Hibernate/Spring/Tiles.

Should be well aware about designing and developing enterprise level applications

on Java and J2ee, XMl, XSL technologies
     should be well aware about OO analysis and design & N -Tier distributed architecture

If interested, send your updated resume soon with Postion_Skills_Exp, e.g. (TL_JAVA_6Y) in subject line .  Pl check with your friends who may also be interested in above openings. And suggest them to send their resume to manishk.gupta@secf.com soon as all openings are very urgent.

Now Never send an email without subject in Outlook

It’s important and mandatory that the emails we send have relevant “subject” to it. At times, we miss to mention the subject and send email. Please follow the simple steps below which will prevent you from sending a mail without a subject.
Here are the below steps

• Open your outlook
• Press Alt+F11. This opens the Visual Basic editor
• On the Left Pane, one can see “Microsoft Outlook Objects”, expand this. Now one can see the “ThisOutLookSession“.
• Click on “ThisOutLookSession”.
• Copy and Paste the following code in the right pane.(Code Pane)

Private Sub Application_ItemSend(ByVal Item As Object, Cancel As Boolean)
Dim strSubject As String
strSubject = Item.Subject
    If Len(strSubject) = 0 Then
Prompt$ = “Subject is Empty. Are you sure you want to send the Mail?”
If MsgBox(Prompt$, vbYesNo + vbQuestion + vbMsgBoxSetForeground, “Check for Subject”) = vbNo Then
Cancel = True
End If
End If
End Sub
Save this and now close the VB Code editor and take a breath. From now on, this macro will make sure you do not make the mistake of sending a mail without subject. 

~Himanshu~

(Previously posted in my other blog)

Thought for the Day….

Do you know the relationship between two eyes..? they blink together,
they move together, they cry together, they see things together and
they sleep together BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.. that’s what’s friendship
But when a beautiful girl comes in front, one eye blinks and the other remains open………………………………….
Moral of the story : Girls can break even the best of friendships.

IT classification of girls…

HARD-DISK Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Girls: Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Girls: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access.

SERVER Girls: Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Girls: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Girls: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Girls: Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her you will lose everything…………

ATM Security-Hoax

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse.

For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine.

The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to The robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.

This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it is seldom used because people don’t know it exists.

~Himanshu

Update:: some readers have confirmed that this is a Hoax.

check comments from Rinu for details.